Ladies and gentlemen, my newest literary offering to the world, DOMO ARIGADIE!!!, a madhouse Japanese-fueled sci-fi romp of a novella, is now (and I mean NOW) available for purchase (CLICK HERE TO BUY). Published by the fine folks at Rooster Republic Press, prepare to surrender your hard-earned dollars to the joys of a fertile imagination, to an accelerated heartbeat shivering with excitement, and to the savor of quality Bizarro pulp fiction. You won’t be disappointed (though you might be delightfully disturbed or mindfully moved).
Here, my friends, is the synopsis:
Alodia Obelisk is a ninja assassin whose life is about to take a stab for the worst—for the ultra-violent worst.
When her elderly ninja master is slaughtered for the ninja secrets he possesses by the sadistic boss of The Order of Azaded, a perverse death-cult, Alodia and her sister, Erika, become next on the cult’s kill list. The cult’s plan for the sisters: to crack open their skulls, extract their brains and blend those magic-infused-brains with a brute soldier clone—for the purpose of world domination. But when the cult seizes Erika during a crazy New Tokyo bathhouse battle, Alodia has no choice but to strike back and annihilate the opposition before her sister’s brains are scooped from her cranium.
With vivid bursts of suspense, surrealism, science-fiction, saucy humor, and neo-pulp ferocity, comes a story of the psychophysical power hidden inside of a true warrior, a story that doesn’t shy away from the blood, the grime, and the glory of love, and a story of one ninja’s powerful transformation in the face of utter evil.
Also, also, also, there’s THIS: in celebration of Domo AriagDIE!!!, I’ve decided to curate thirty days of DOMO ARIGADIE!!!-inspired Youtube video content to highlight the various flavors of Japanese culture (or anti-culture) that went into the mental production of this story. All posts will be published here, in the Blog section of my site, and be sure to check Twitter hashtag #DomoArigaDIE!!! for other announcements, extras, and educational offerings.
Finally, please, please, pretty please give this book a social media push in whatever ways possible: photos, videos, artwork, updates, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Instagram, LinkedIn, Mixi, Amazon reviews, Goodreads reviews, fan fiction, your personal blog or by other means of other virtual realities you happen to haunt.
Every single share, like, favorite, retweet, comment and post helps show your support. Drop me a comment with the link or reply to me on Twitter (@ShreddedMaps), or just tag #DomoArigaDIE!!! and help spread the love around the Internet. I will reciprocate. I will share. I will thank you. And, together, we will enter the depths of a communal ninja death trance, the likes of which the world has yet to see.
Thank you, dear reader, thank you. Now, order your copy of Domo ArigaDIE!!! and ENJOY THE CHAOS!